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Senior citizens back McCain, youth goes Obama's way
 
Frank Cotolo
10 Oct 2008
 
America's oldest citizens are on the opposite side of the Presidential campaign from the youngest voters, backing John McCain and not Barack Obama in what pollsters call the biggest generation gap in decades, not counting the discrepancy between old and young concerning The Supremes singing group in the 1960s.
 
Pollster Sam "The Grip" Molinari, whose idol is pollster John Zogby, said that older folks go 21 to one on the side of McCain, mostly because "of his age."
 
Among likely voters aged 18 to 29, Obama held a 21-point lead, said Molinari, mostly because "of his age."
 
A McCain analyzer, responding while rubbing an ointment on his left shoulder, said, "Older voters have gone for Bush 2000. They thought Al Gore looked too young and they all hated Clinton anyway. Older people today include the Cold War, Korean War, '50s generation.
 
The Beatniks are now Republicans and the hippies go the other way, and I mean that literally."
 
Race is also an Obama for some older voters, according to Beak Lansing, a jazz musician in New Orleans who is an Obama supporter along with everyone in his band except the bass player, who is a senior citizen. "Lotsa them square cats can't dig on the Obama blackness. They think he is gonna become prexy and make a rap version of the national anthem."
 
McCain is 72, and a former Navy pilot and Vietnam prisoner of war in Congress since 1982. If elected he would be the oldest president to start a first term, although President Harrison looked much older. Obama is 47, and a first-term U.S. senator who taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago. If elected he would be one of the youngest Presidents, not counting Ulysses Grant, who, because of excessive drinking, looked 20 years older.
 
Alvin Tookminder, a 77-year-old Republican, said he thinks McCain's military background makes him better able to protect America if guns are used in the process. "McCain knows how to fire one of them big canons," he said. "I'm sure of that and I'm sure that Obrahama or whatever his name is, can't even hoist a rifle."
 
Eleanor Luckstop, 85, said she has concerns about Obama's relatives. "What if they advise him to make whites all of a sudden drink at their own water fountains?"
 
This small sampling was added to a larger sampling where most senior citizens said bad things about Obama and praised John McCain mostly because of "his age".
 
People 65 and older make up 12.4 percent of the U.S. population and visit restrooms more than people under 65. They are responsible for 20 percent of the ballots cast in recent elections and a hundred percent of the ballots cast on days when there were not elections but the elders thought there were elections.
   
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