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Another shocking endorsement for Obama
 
Frank Cotolo
24 Oct 2008
 
In one of the most shocking Presidential-oriented announcements ever made, The New York Times put in print that it endorses Democrat Barack Obama for U.S. President.
 
A number of big-city newspaper editors had coronaries upon hearing the announcement and though all of them lived, a few said they never thought they would live to hear such a thing.
 
"I am still disbelieving this," said P. Robert Thomson, a long-time newspaper editor. "We thought that perhaps, just maybe, though it was a longshot, that the Times leaned a bit towards the left but never, ever did anyone expect this."
 
The Times' endorsement physically knocked over retired Gen. Colin Powell, who only days ago endorsed Obama after being a Republican for many years. Powell did not hurt himself; his head missed hitting the bathroom sink in his multi-million dollar home where he was coming out of the shower as he heard the announcement from his local radio station (Powell has a transistor radio in the bathroom in his multi-million dollar home).
 
The newspaper declared that the choice between Obama and Republican John McCain was easy. "There are only two candidates," said a spokesperson from the newspaper. "So we went with Obama, eliminating McCain as a choice. When you eliminate McCain as a choice, you are left with Barack Obama."
 
Newspaper people across America were quoted about how they felt.
 
"I am as surprised as everyone," said newspaper mogul Ben Barkley, known for buying and selling newspapers like some people buy and sell cars or other items. "This New York newspaper could have gone with John McCain but it didn't. I don't know if anything will ever be the same, especially if Obama loses."
 
Another newspaper mogul, Stephen S. Stephens, now 98, who once owned every American newspaper in cities that bordered Canada, said, "Which one is Obama?"
 
A McCain spokesperson said, "This does not phase us. Mr. McCain has the endorsement of six dead Presidents and the newspapers that endorsed those guys. So if endorsements mean anything from people dead or alive, this one for Obama means nothing."
 
It is generally agreed to be true that such endorsements are considered to have little influence on voters, especially in Presidential races, unless the endorsement is from The New York Times.
   
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