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McCain says no to defeat, has gas
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Frank Cotolo
28 Oct 2008 |
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The Inevitable Beano Answer
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McCain said to a reporter on his plane that even the final count of votes
might not discourage him from feeling he could still win. Then, that reporter
quickly left McCain's side to jolt for the bathroom, sensing the candidate's gas.
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"Mr Obama has had gas during this campaign, too," said an Obama aide on
Obama's plane. "But no one traveling with us ever complained. Maybe Mr
McCain's gas is released silently and everyone becomes surprised when they
sense it. But I do know that Mr Obama's gas is released, shall we say,
soundly. It goes to show you how expressive Obama can be in every way. It is
time for a change."
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"It's only common," said a McCain aide, "for stomachs to become upset during
this tense time, with only a hundred or so hours left until the voting begins."
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An insider source for the defunct Hillary Clinton campaign commented that
Hillary rarely passed noticeable gas while campaigning. He said he always
thought she was re-channeling it into policy.
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