WASHINGTON, DC - In a shocking reversal, the Alien has switched his
endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain.
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With major implications for the U.S. presidential election, political
kingmaker the Alien has changed his endorsement amid furor. Both political
camps are buzzing about the implications, as the Alien has correctly
predicted the winning president in every election for the past 28 years.
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Ongoing investigation points to Cindy McCain as being the cause for this
historic shift in allegiances.
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Uncovered photos suggest that in a last ditch effort to help her
husband's failing campaign, Cindy McCain seduced and then blackmailed the
Alien for his endorsement.
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At a recent McCain rally, inside sources say Cindy McCain disappeared with
the Alien after sharing several champagnes with the notorious intergalactic
lightweight. Ms. McCain's alien-like good looks and natural blood
temperature of 54 degrees Fahrenheit may have proved too much for him to
resist as she reportedly put her cyborg husband into sleep mode and
worked her charms.
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