Louisiana in struggling Santorum column
 
Frank Cotolo
March 25, 2012
 
Rick Santorum was supposed to win Louisiana and Rick Santorum did what he was supposed to do by winning Louisiana. Still, he trails Mitt Romney by hundreds of delegates, as well as in personal wealth and the weight of his wardrobe.
 
Though Santorum won by a wide margin, voter turnout was low. Still, Santorum had strong support in all income groups except for the very wealthy, which also have a lot more clothing than Santorum and say they identify with Romney's wife having two Cadillacs.
 
Romney finished a distant second while visiting California to raise money.
 
"Lots of people think I have so much money that I don't need to raise money to keep this campaign going," Romney said. "Those people are wrong. I can't be expected to spend all of my own money on this venture, even though it is so much more money than Rick Santorum ever imagined having. By the way," Romney smiled, "I don't own any of those vest sweaters."
 
Former House of Representatives Speaker Newt Gingrich finished third and made a brief statement after talking extensively about his victory earlier this year in Georgia.
 
"I'm not quitting this race," Gingrich said. "I'm Newt Gingrich and Newt Gingrich is the genuine conservative that should get this nomination. If I leave the race, how will Newt Gingrich get the nomination?"
 
"The people of Louisiana sent a loud and clear message," Santorum said. "This race is far from over. This race is going to go on for a lot longer than it seems. You think April is around the corner? Sure it is but then comes May. That's an eternity in politics, from now until May. And there is only one horrible eternity and that is in Hell, where the Devil lives and waits to incinerate moderates."
 
Santorum was in Wisconsin, making a series of campaign stops.
 
"These may be campaign stops," he said, "but this campaign doesn't stop."
 
Santorum's socially conservative message has done well in the South. A Santorum spokesperson said, "Rick's message is pure and southerners like that kind of purity. It's what makes them southerners. It's what makes them dislike Mitt Romney."
 
Gingrich agrees that Romney cannot win the South in a general election.
 
"I'm not quitting this race," Gingrich said. "I'm Newt Gingrich and Newt Gingrich is the man who can win the South. Not now but against President Obama I can. And when I become the nominee I will do just that. Newt Gingrich will win against Obama in the South and the North and the East and the West. It will be a landslide. I can't wait."
 
Texas congressman Ron Paul ran fourth in Louisiana, where he heard about the primary results during a crawfish dinner in New Orleans.
 
"The Constitution makes it perfectly clear that women can lift their blouses and show their bodies like they do here during Mardi Gras," Paul said. "The liberties of our people are endless with some exceptions. And you know what else is endless? The ways they cook down here. And all these restaurants are still standing after that awful hurricane some years back. What a great city."
 
Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles.
 
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