Spinners of the Mainstream
 
 
 
Jiggy Jaguar
 
June 7th, 2009 was the date I posted a column where I talked about how internet radio is being declared "the future is now". I talked about guys like Steve Mills (My former PD at Rocking M Radio), brothers Ken and Chris Foley (who you know as Kidd Chris). These are the men shouting from the roof that the "future is now!". The folks who were DJs and now they are online. However, today I got to thinking about Kidd Chris getting his new morning gig in (as Tom Leykis used to call it), "Porkland". First of two things: One, I dropped a Tom Leykis reference and two, yes I did say Kidd Chris is back on the air in Portland. I thought about naming this column "and they're off!" or "welcome back..." or I told you so et cetera. However I continue to be The Rush Limbaugh of internet talk radio.
 
First, Rush makes predictions that always come true and I have once again made a prediction that has come true. The weekly rant from June 7th proclaimed these final words... "And we will be here when all the big time guys go back to their air chairs".
 
"The future is now" crowd are saying what Kidd Chris said at one time on his net program; everyone knows mainstream radio is dead and this stuff is the future. You have people like my old friend Brother Ken coming out with his own version of marketing his INTERNET stream. I have heard Adam Carrol la coming out and saying podcasting is the future and everyone can take it anywhere. Steve Mills (my friend in the ICT) says that this is just the 1st step in "us (internet guys)" coming after the mainstream guys. However, with Kidd Chris going to his new gig at "Portland's Rock Station, KUFO", doesn't that mean the "future is not now"? I just do not understand what is going on or maybe I already do understand what is going on here!? I told ya and guess what? Kidd is not the first and he will not be the last.
 
Next question is... who is next? Yes, a Bill Goldberg reference. Kidd Chris was the first man to come back to his air chair and get his big pay check. Now, don't take the last comment as me insulting Kidd, I think it's great that he has a super agent and he is going after the paper, and get his spot. However, I think you do not need to go out and play into the whole "future is now crowd" and get off nice on the "everyone is leaving mainstream radio", and I am here on the next generation of technology. However he is the first to run back when he can get a check. Just come on and say what it is: "I am here till I get a paying gig". He tried to raise money and sponsors and make it, but he found out that the same thing that we all find out. No money in net radio!
 
I think it's a blast that another person has found out that all internet radio will be is just a hobby (I don't care what they say, I been here since 2000 and know and have lived the truth).
 
 
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