[PAUSE, TWO BEATS]
|
  |
Now doesn't that make more sense than anything you have ever heard?
|
  |
A misnomer about the society is that it is filled with nut bags, you know, whack-a-doodles, ding
bats and loons. Ask yourself this: "Am I - insert your name - a nut bag, whack-a-doodle, ding bat
or loon?" You answered no, right? Of course, you are sane and sound. You know one and one are two,
two and two are four and though it may stop there when it comes to addition, you know that tea
doesn't make itself, you need a tea bag. So don't let what others think about you cloud your need
for the truth.
|
  |
Ridding the population of this flat planet of the round-Earth idea is not going to be easy. The
society needs promoters, such as yourself, people who can chant "Earth is not a globe" whenever
possible; people who will have voice messages that say, "Hello, this is - insert your name - and
I am not available, probably because I am out somewhere on this great flat planet..." etcetera. We
need people who can march against breast enlargement so that we can use the human chest as a
symbol of the very nature of flat; we need people who love pancakes and crepes; we need people
who are broke, yes, flat broke; we need people who drive their cars on tires free of air; we need
people who sing off key.
|
  |
You are those people, the ones who will shout at those who try to make us believe we are not
falling into oblivion because of gravity but because the planet is balanced, straight, flat and
this is why we can all stand tall. So be one of us or at least one of them because I am not a
member, I am just here to tell you that you should be a member because they need members.
|
  |
Thank you and goodnight.
|
  |
Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
|