Nov. 14 - Every time my dog, Wiggles, runs around in the backyard he tries to fly. He thinks
I don't know that he sprints in a straight line and jumps because he wants to be airborne but I
know he wants to fly away to the home of an owner that will feed him bacon every day. I just won't
do that. Bacon is bad for dogs and I want Wiggles to be around for a long time. Having a dog that
hates you is better than having no dog at all.
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April 7 - Why don't they make the whole month April Fools?
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July 4 - Fireworks are beautiful but dangerous. I am reminded of this during a celebration
in the park tonight when Uncle Tad takes a dare to eat some lighted firecrackers and watches as his
teeth are shot into the next zip code.
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Dec. 8 - It's my birthday and no one comes to my home or calls on the phone to wish me a
happy day. Then I remember, all my real friends are dead.
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March 23 - Strangely enough, the little girl that lives next store, who I thought is weird
and dangerous, underwent an exorcism last evening. It must have worked because I bought seven boxes
of Girl Scout Cookies from her this afternoon.
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May 6 - My doctor said to me today that I am not suffering from depression but that he does
whenever I show up for my appointment.
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June 23 - Today I became convinced that in a past life I was a short-order cook in Selma,
Alabama, probably during the Spanish-American War. I don't know if I ever learned to cook the larger
orders.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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