But how does that calculate?
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"I'll explain," said Dr. Duty. "If you start work at six in the morning, you decrease your sleep
time because you have gone to sleep the night before too late. If you start work at seven thirty
you are still asleep at six and that is an hour and a half more you can sleep. For each hour you
work later you get twenty more minutes to sleep."
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No one in the study group understood Dr. Duty at first but Dr. Anthony Saint explained to them that
"sleeping later gives a worker what we call flex time. Other sleep institutes call it flux time but
we like the work flex because it doesn't sound dirty. One slip of the tongue and you say flux wrong
and zippity do dah you should like you are being rude."
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Dr. Duty said, "You can sleep three hours, like from seven in the morning to ten in the morning and
get more work done that day than a grasshopper in a wind tunnel."
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The study used 234,546 people over six years to establish that people get up too early to work do
not get as much done as those who sleep later. The study was published and handed out to the
management of many companies that hired many employees but was not received well.
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"We don't buy this flex stuff," said a manager of a huge factory that made many things with many
parts and needed many people to put the things together. "If we start letting employees sleep
until ten in the morning the whole morning will be shot. Let them learn to go to sleep earlier
and get to their jobs the hell on time."
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Dr. Duty disagreed and resorted to violently approaching managers of businesses that dismissed the
study. When one of the men he attacked brought the doctor up on charges, the doctor moved to Geneva.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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