Mr. Faith said, "We took a hurricane they named Charlie—and I have no idea what compelled them to
use Charlie instead of Charles because let's face it, Charlie is a fun guy type of name and Charles
is at least a male name with a ring of dignity to it, which is why there is a Prince Charles and
not a Prince Charlie, though they call him 'bonnie prince Charlie' but never during a formal
engagement - and we figured through the data we have from the study that if we changed Hurricane
Charlie to Hurricane Eloise, there would be triple the death count."
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Dr. Evan Lee Soel, who is a pastor with a doctorate in Theology from the University of Saints and
Everlasting Souls, said. "The good book, which I feel should be called the great book, would not
condone the findings of this study because woman came from man and man from God and that pecking
order shows the strength and weakness of names. Woman means 'from man' and God made man in God's
image, so power comes from masculinity and not femininity."
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Dr. Soel said that using the term Mother Nature comes from atheists and vegetarians.
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Sharon Drillcaptain, a member of Feminists For Freedom, an organization that is non-profit but
pays its members for cleaning its offices, said, "It's sexism, pure and simple. But it shows that
no wrath has a wrath as wrathy [sic] as feminine wrath, which should tell you that Mother Nature
exists as a feminine force and she is pissed at how women are treated in this world."
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Relvart Situation, the study's secretary, said that he thinks the female-named hurricanes are
taken as less threatening. "What should settle all this crazy talk about sexism is to start naming
hurricanes more deadly, based, of course, on their ranks of intensity. For instance, we could call
a hurricane that just made it to hurricane status something like 'The Danger Monger', while a major
hurricane could be called, 'Killer If You Are In It.'"
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
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