Ontario can be fun but for me it only seems to be fun on Monday nights. Go figure.
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Once, in Saskatchewan, I found a pair of spectacles that turned out to belong to a Mounted
Policeman named Jeb.
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Quebec is fun if you get drunk and walk through the streets shouting, "Napoleon is coming!"
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I once worked at an advertising agency in Manitoba and loved living there. However, when the
agency picked up the provincial government as a client and they turned down my campaign slogan,
which was designed to attract tourists, I quit my job and moved. To this day I don't know why they
turned down the slogan "Man oh Manitoba!"
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Another time in Saskatchewan, I met a man who wanted to start a circus and asked if I would help
him. I never started a circus before, so I turned him down and went back to Montreal, where I dated
a gal who was a part-time snake charmer.
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SRN Mediaworks is the best thing in Ontario for my money. I like it better than the Toronto
Blue Jays or hockey or swimming in the St. Lawrence River or St. Lawrence himself or Algonquin
Provincial Park or Rondeau Provincial Park or my Uncle Granaldo, who has lived there since he was
a boy and claims to have known a shortcut to Calgary.
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Frank
Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme
Cotolo
Chronicles. You can send him an e-mail at this address:
frank@148.ca.
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