"You and I certainly know how important saving the ecosystem will be to the future of this planet.
Without an ecosystem, what kind of planet would we have, anyway? I'll tell you; we would have an
ecosystem-less planet and that could destroy all trees. Without trees, civilization would be in
dire trouble, if not great trouble, and then there will be no fruit and we would be stuck with
artificial fruit made with chemicals and coloring that causes cancer. Try saying that five times
fast: coloring that causes cancer, coloring that causes cancer, coloring that causes cancer,
coloring that causes cancer. Is that five? I lost count.
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"Every one here tonight works endlessly for conservation and if not endlessly then intermittently
and if not intermittently then a few hours a month, the least. What matters is that you folks are
volunteers. You aren't being paid, as I will be and handsomely for this talk, you are giving of
yourself for the sake of the planet. You help with fundraisers and that is important because I,
for one, would not be paid handsomely if you didn't work hard to raise money to be sure that the
cause is supported.
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"And what a mission you support - To explore, enjoy and protect the planet. Imagine taking that
responsibility without owning a destructive laser gun? I don't know how you do it but your
dedication to doing it is worth its weight in mountain ranges. Your efforts have already
accomplished things that may never have been accomplished were it not for your efforts. All of
your environmental activities have been environmental efforts that are successful for water, air
and the other elements we need to survive as a race.
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"Recently I took a rowboat out for a ride on a river in Pennsylvania and I saw dirt and garbage
and dead cat cadavers and opened cans of Heinz beans and floating pieces of aerosol spray cans
and even an unfolded map of Ohio. I cried. Then, after I ate the delicious chicken salad
sandwich I brought along, I thought of all you people and of all the people in the Sierra Club
and I felt a twinge of hope that the planet's ecosystem will thrive even after each and every one
of us dies, as death must come to all of us.
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"Thank you and goodnight."
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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