• Rowing a boat without registered oars is illegal.
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• Propeller hats may not be worn in a thunderstorm.
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• It is illegal to lie down and fall to sleep in a bakery.
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• You cannot text while having oral surgery.
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• It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a canoe with her boss.
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• You cannot take any photograph of a clown on the second Tuesday of a month without a permit.
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• Digital conversations must be within the boundaries of the allotted territories agreed upon
by the participants only if they are separated by a distance not shorter than the circumference of
their home state divided by the square kilometres of the parties involved.
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• Any caught using soap on their person while holding a mirror in public will suffer a fine not
greater than a percentage of their salary.
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• No one may own two dogs that look alike.
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Get in touch with your local lawmaker if you do not want to see any of the pending laws passed.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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