I like to think that a sailor can overcome any negative image. It isn't easy, since there are always
more sailors at docks than any other type of serviceman. You go into a bar near a dock and wham,
sailors everywhere. But that is, in part or in whole, because sailors are adventurous before they
are perverted. Thirsty, but adventurous.
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If you are smart, intelligence can over ride excess pleasurable behavior. At least that's what I
have been told. At the academy you learn many things and you should use those things to impress
people, letting them know you are a serious student of life. Once you have convinced anyone you are
all right, then you can get loaded.
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[pause for laughs and applause]
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And you can help your own cause by changing the phrase. Maybe it will catch on. Say things like, 'I
am spending money like a drunken carpenter.' Or, 'Wow, look at how I am throwing my cash around.
Like a neurosurgeon.' Isn't it about time those professions were slurred?
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[pause for laughs and applause]
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In closing, I want to say how much I admire all of you for your endeavors. I could only dream of
having such motivation and dedication as you will be putting into a career as sailors and waves. If
I could go back to being as young as any of you I would still not be able to follow your paths but
still admire you. Now, after I conclude by saying goodbye, I want to take you all out for a few
good stiff drinks and spend like a drunken vacuum cleaner salesman doing it.
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Goodbye.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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