The Taliban will change its name to Edward.
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In America, two top Presidential candidates will get into a public fistfight that leads to them
making out.
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Former dictator Fidel Castro will begin to write a blog.
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Atheists will re-think their disbelief in a higher power after a man of unknown origin allegedly
brings eighteen dead atheists back to life long enough to play a full nine innings of softball.
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Scientists will be amazed when they discover that atoms have not been essential elements in
residents of South Carolina.
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Actor Sean Penn will smile in public.
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A sample of Donald Trump's hair will come to life, leave his head and open a bank account at
Wells Fargo.
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The USA Supreme Court will not review any legal cases that make them lose sleep.
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Facemasks will become required apparel for anyone attending an opera.
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American Express cards will no longer be accepted in Iran.
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The trumpet will be banned from the Vatican.
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Onward...
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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