Also, I want to buy my sister another brother. She is tired of having me as a sibling, with one
'b' or two. The Black Market currently has a sale on siblings with one 'b' and I would like to take
advantage of that.
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Also, my car remains unarmed. I would like to install some swivel machine guns and maybe one of
those rocket launchers that are digitally aimed at drones.
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Also, my pet, a 20-year-old dog, needs to be cloned soon. I want to have a dog just like him,
obviously, and some professor from Indiana claims he can clone the mutt and get me ten new puppies,
all males, four that have teeth and a pair that instinctively fetch bags of gold bullion.
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And last but not least, just off the top of my head, I would like to be able to support a harem of
women who will render to my beckon call or at the least beckon to my rendering call. I need some
kicks, ok? Don't judge me, I am now rich and the rich can only be judged by the very poor, the
destitute, as I was before this wanton windfall.
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Maybe that isn't all I want to do with the money but I have told you enough personal information
about my new spending habits. You will only get more information on a need-to-know basis.
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So get back to me soon and let me know the next step in collecting this great amount of money that
puts me on Easy Street. By the way, you don't happen to know which avenue crosses Easy Street do
you?
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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