Nicodine (catasilophia mitzigaynor)
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Used to control stammering.
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Always take this medicine with liquid, orally, and in small doses when possible. Tell your doctor
if you still use hand signals when driving or if you think you have a liver disease or if your
stools become soapy and your soap feels likes stools.
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Possible side effects include singing, watching birds mate, looming boldly over a hot stove, making
pancake batter in a rain storm and an unspeakable craving for inhaling an unmarked car.
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Pantamar (toodaceptic crandocity)
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Taken to relieve pain from muscle spasms.
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If your doctor approves of your using Pantamar you must alert him if you are taking medicine for
acute kidney inflammation that causes increased urination whenever you are playing Ping Pong.
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Possible side effects may include sniffling, discharges from skin pores, dizziness, celibacy,
erections bending in the opposite direction, itching, blinking, odd finger movements and the
unbearable lightness of being.
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Cordona (liptomatus tragicolicus)
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Administered for sinus infections developed from tumor-like objects growing out of control out of
the nostrils.
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Advise your doctor if you have allergic reactions to any deodorant or have a perforated esophagus
and are on a low-carb diet.
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Possible side effects may include possible bleeding in an elevator, ankle warts, discoloring of the
fingernails, sudden spurts of David Mamat dialogue, a propensity for roller skating, a tendency for
propensities, side-splitting laughter, humming while gargling, sleeping on a street curb and the
terminal sensation of being ripped apart by weasels wearing berets.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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