When a fly decides to land on my naked leg, I try and try but cannot understand why he doesn't stay
there for long.
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There are certain parts of a body that must be scratched when itchy, even in public. It took me
years to realize that.
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It's too bad I cannot see more lovely women showering.
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When I awake before dawn I know that is the darkest it will get before the sun rises.
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Studying a map of India was among the wisest things I ever decided to do. To think I was almost
convinced that memorizing the names of the streets of Oslo would be more gratifying, no less,
someone said, it would have been more educational. Sometimes you just get a feeling you should
do something and it turns out to be entirely true.
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The most recent adorable lady to come into my life proved to me that relationships must have an
unexplained chemistry to them; you cannot maintain a relationship simply by using a set of
Japanese knives.
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A friend of mine is swearing that he speaks in tongues, so I took him to a specialist to prove
that it was actually a mild case of Tourette Syndrome. But it turned out not to be that at all.
It seems like he was speaking in tongues after all.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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