Dr. Foreskin's theory did not worry Dr. Amadeus Shove, who said, "That statement is not only
incendiary, it is too long. We could express it with brevity and still have a problem supporting
its validity."
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Chemists at major pharmaceutical companies have gone on the record saying they are excited about
working on the various properties of an anti-worry pill, regardless of the side effects, which
they admit may be many.
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Pre-study on development of such a medication has indicated that any chemicals in league with
blocking the "worry" gene may cause side effects as dire as:
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... the inability to smile in a ballroom...
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... a reduction of saliva that may lead to starvation...
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... loss of muscle strength associated with preparing dough for loafing...
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... complete disinterest in marriage, gay or straight...
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... odd yearnings for downtown Cincinnati.
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Modern science may be able to reduce the number of after effects in time but meanwhile, the
discussion on how to stop worry from harming bodily functions will continue through 2016 and most
likely be the topic in 2017-2019 with other discussions taking place in April 2015 and March 2018.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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