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Frank Cotolo
September 15, 2016 |
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After exhastive research, a team of social scientists have come up with a list of American states
where husbands cheat on their wives more than in anyof the other states.
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Discreet extramarital affairs run rampant in the following locations, according to the study, which
only calculated raw numbers but would like to delve deeper into the reasons for such disloyalty.
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"If we get more money," said Renault Biasadrew, a member of the research team, "we will create a
series of questions and pose those questions to men and women who decide to search and receive what
we social scientists call 'extra nookie.'"
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Charlotte, N.C. was the top city on the list. A total of 40 percent of the population is married
and 10 percent are divorced. The study found 65,000 of these people had or were actively looking
for extra-marital relations.
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"The only similarity in the men," said Biasdrew, was their baldness. The females all had a lot of
hair and agreed they liked bald men, unless the men were under five-foot two."
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