A young man will be born in rural India with two glowing hands. Sick people will flock to see him,
thinking the child's glowing hands have healing power. Healthy people will try to charge admission
so sick people flock to see him and hope to be healed. People who only become ill occasionally will
find the entire idea of a child born with glowing hands boring.
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Another man named Steve Jobs will invent a computer that is powered by the Sun. Unfortunately,
Steve Jobs will find out that the actual hardware must be exposed too long to sun rays to work
because it will melt.
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Yet another man named Steve Jobs will claim to have invented a computer that fits in a man's nostril
but when the prototype is launched by a sneeze and takes someone's eye out, his investors tell him
where he should put the computer in his body.
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Two clowns will be shot to death at a circus, making the number of clowns shot and killed at
circuses across the world total over a hundred.
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The flavor caramel will be banned in Tasmania.
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The most popular name for a boy born in the USA will be Steve, followed by the most popular middle
name given to a boy, Jobs.
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A super telescope will reveal to astronomers that there are planets in other galaxies that are
shaped like the head of Wolf Blitzer.
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More people will die while taking selfies than will die from cancer.
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Spain will hold an election that asks the population if it should find a way to cease its physical
connection with Portugal.
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Due to a strange miscalculation, the winner of Best Actor at the Oscar ceremonies will be a baker
from Big Sur, California.
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Happy New Year, everyone.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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