Thank you,
thanks for the applause. I am glad to be here to help, since I am well aware of the importance of
white supremacy and your goals to assure it remains supreme. Remember, these are just suggestions.
They will not become part of the organization's code of unethical behavior.
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First and foremost, K K K members, you need to cease using horses for midnight raids. Various
animal care groups have been complaining - not about the howling or the torching of private
properties but about the abuse to the equines - by which I mean the horses for those of you
unacquainted with the term equine. Your leaders are in secret negotiations with a certain foreign
auto company to replace the horses with gas-run vehicles. You will, of course, have to be extra
careful with your torches when raiding with auto vehicles.
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Next, in your daily conversations that take place without your K K K uniform, you should find ways
to lose use of the N-word. I say it like that to give you the alternative that will help you stop
saying the N-word when not actively participating in K K K activities. For instance, if you are
talking to a non-member you might say, 'I won't raise my children in a neighborhood where an N-word
family lives.' Things like that.
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The same change can be applied to a certain faith of people who are not Christians. In fact these
are the people the K K K believes killed Christ. You can say things like, 'Hollywood is run by
J-word people.'
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Also, the cross-burning ritual has to be altered. Ok, ok, don't growl. I said altered, not stopped.
It has become far too costly to burn the kinds of wood that have been used for over a century now
during cross-burnings, so your local leaders have come up with a synthetic cross that can be set
aflame but does not corrode and can be used over and over again. Thanks for the applause.
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Enjoy your barbeque and while you are eating, read the brochure about all of the changes that has
been prepared by your local leaders. Thank you and good health to you all.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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