Feb. 16, 2000 - Remember your horoscope on New Year's Day of this year? Pretty accurate so
far, right? As for the bowling, keep to the Jersey side when tossing for spares.
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Nov. 4, 1996 - Do not make right turns while driving today. In fact, don't turn right no
matter how you are traveling, even on foot. Someone in your family is planning to kidnap your dog.
The workplace has a strange odor to it in the morning.
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April 1, 1993 - Today is the day sorrow comes, as the Bible puts it. Sometime around 4 p.m.
you think you have gas but it actually your spleen slowly coming apart. By the time you realize
there is no time to get to a doctor, you will pass away, die, terminate, buy the farm, kick the
bucket, et cetera. However, APRIL FOOLS!
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Dec. 6, 1995 - You awake with the uncontrollable urge to accurately imitate Jimi Hendrix but
after breakfast you change your mind. Luck with card games will assist you if you play card games
between the hours of 1 p.m. and 3 p.m. Your lucky Lottery numbers could bring in some cash. Those
numbers are 56, 4, 55, 3, 16, 65, 37 and 8. Maybe throw in a 33 and a 21 somewhere, too.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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