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More of my diary notes |
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March 7 I was thrown out of the Polar Bear Club but tomorrow I am taking Uma to the circus. |
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March 8 The circus didn't get to town as planned because the circus train derailed crossing into the state. Uma still wants to change her name but this time she wants to change it to something that is not an object such as Umbrella. She came up with some suggestions like Starlight, Sunshine, Buttercup, Fragrance, Epiphany, Florida, Tolerance, Whisper and a few others. I told her just don't change her name to something that sounds like a dog. |
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May 5 It's Cinco de Mayo but I can't celebrate because my sombrero was lost in a tornado I was caught in last year when I visited Texas. The funny thing is that I only went to Texas to buy a sombrero at the Mexican border. |
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June 12 I was almost hit by a speeding car today. That would not be so odd but for the fact that the car was driven by one of the members of my old Polar Bear Club. I think his name is Zoot. He had some mental issues but everyone said they were all in his head. |
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