"Also, why do people assume they live inside of a box? What about those people who feel their
lifestyles are not confined by imaginary walls, which symbolize boundaries, values and standard
behavior? They can think nowhere else but outside of an area of space enclosed within straight
lines."
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Professor Quagmire received much flak from his attitude about the phrase. Fred Stench, CEO of the
Smythe Box Company, publicly insulted the professor when he said, "That old bag of gas doesn't
realize boxes get free advertising from that phrase and that helps support thousands of people who
work to create boxes, an industry this country was founded upon."
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Ricky Pillbox, President of the A.C.B.W.U. (Amalgamated Cardboard Box Workers Union), was harsher
when he told reporters, "The box is a patriotic symbol of America and criticizing it is like
spitting on the American flag, something professors with thick German accents have no problem
doing."
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Clementine Destitute, major spokesman of the BCL (Blue Collar League), an organization dedicated to
preserving simple phrases for the masses and keeping vague words out of television sitcoms and
other commercial broadcasts, called Quagmire "a lousy guy."
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Professor Quagmire has considered writing a book about the "multitude of meanings" referring to the
popular phrase.
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"If I can come up with an original format to present the text of such a book I may begin to write
it," the professor said.
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In response, Destitute said, "No one will read a book written by a lousy guy."
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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