People who have unexplainable itches in either eye should take this medicine daily in small doses
to stop them from rubbing their pupils too much. If an eyeball is already infected, the medicine
will clear the infection and improve the ability to focus on road signs farther than three city
blocks.
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Possible side effects could provoke bad pronunciation of most languages, a tendency to fear noodles
in soup, a sudden change in Astrological signs, a craving to peek into neighbors' bedroom windows
and a swelling of the earlobes.
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Destonomine (orthabiotic alum)
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Combats skin discoloration
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When any portion of a person's skin suddenly changes from the normal color of the flesh to a color
that does not appear on any other part of the body, the discoloration may become infected or develop
the ability to deform the nearest limb. With this medicine, a person stricken with this sudden and
mysterious condition can reduce the possibilities that the discolored area will incite a worsened
and more complex health hazard.
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Possible side effects are sneezing, coughing, sneezing that sounds like coughing, shaking, rattling
or rolling, a craving for chocolate toppings, coughing from eating foods with chocolate toppings,
an increase in shoe size, poor penmanship, an inability to recognize pits in fruits, nausea,
dizziness, pointing at shiny objects, intense licking of lips (not always your own), dehydration,
a need to play golf, sleepiness, insomnia, loss of hearing, loss of hair, loss of ambition and a
long-lasting bad taste that is reminiscent of a disturbing childhood memory.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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