Sept. 1, 2010 - When you wake up after a nap you realize you were just dreaming that your
wife had not left you but another part of the dream, the one about your bedroom being on fire, is
true. After your put the fire out you feel great to be alive, as well as you feel grateful not to
be married. If you know what’s good for you - which the stars doubt very much you do - stay home
this evening and balance your checking account. If you still have time afterwards, learn the Dewey
Decimal System.
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May 15, 1999 - What you are thinking about concerning hang gliding lessons is a whim and you
should not take it seriously. There is plenty on your plate these days and you should realize it
is important and demands your total attention. Besides, the stars have it on good authority that
if you took up hang gliding you would die.
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Dec. 18, 1997 - Do not give into the urge you have to eat an entire package of Thomas'
English Muffins. You should eat fruit instead. Go shopping for fruit now.
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April 23, 2011 - What on earth gave you the idea that moving to another part of the world
would make things easier for you? By late afternoon you become sure that it was just a way of
running when you should stay where you are, face your current problems head on and smash open that
piggy bank you got at the Mexican border years ago and splurge on something useless for yourself.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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