Four men wearing only expensive casual button-down shirts will climb the highest mountain in the
world and make it to the top.
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A zebra will be cloned but his stripes will spell out the word "concubine."
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Actor Jon Voight will be elected governor of Wyoming.
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Greece will begin to auction some of its ancient ruins in order not to default.
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The HBO cable channel will begin a new policy never to play the same movie twice. Subscriptions
will soar.
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Comedian Jerry Seinfeld will choke comedian Bill Maher to death.
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A group of nerds will form a virtual country that exports video games and is bombed into oblivion
by North Korea.
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The Superbowl will not be played for reasons yet to be predicted.
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A member of British Parliament will be forced to resign when it is discovered that he only speaks
Italian.
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The state of Alabama will pass a law making it illegal to give a pet dog a name with more than
three letters.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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