Scientists discover three new planets that are so far away they can not see them.
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In the Western Hemisphere this year, it will either be the hottest summer of the century or not.
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Towards the end of the year the policies of President Trump will create so many jobs that the only
way to fill them will be to immigrate people from the same seven countries that his policies do not
allow to enter the country.
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Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus will return as a supermarket chain.
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Bicycles will be outlawed in Okalahoma after it is discovered that even non-competitive riders take
performance-enhancing drugs when they ride.
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Soon, every Country & Western music fan will forget Johnny Cash.
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The Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame will begin inducting Japanese movie monsters.
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German politicians will pass a law that anyone wearing a lobster bib in public will be forced to
move to Hawaii.
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A mysterious cow disease will suddenly affect donkeys.
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NASCAR will pass a controversial rule for all of its races, eliminating the need for turns at all
raceways.
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Saudi Arabia will buy Kansas and turn it into the world's largest tented territory.
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Happy New Year, everyone.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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