The people being driven are passengers whether they pay for the ride or not and no matter the color
of the cab, the car. Yes, there is only a one-letter difference between cab and car. Most Uber
drivers don't know which letter but that changes nothing.
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Uber drivers represent all the great characteristics of the ancient Yellow Cab Company drivers,
with the exception of personalities, which Yellow Cab Company drivers had in massive quantities.
You see, not everyone qualified for being a Yellow Cab driver. You had to be emotionally equipped
and not stupid like a lot of you folks. Now don’t take that poorly; take it like a man, like a
Yellow Cab man.
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You and your duties as an Uber driver should model yourself after the good-old men who drove cabs,
especially the yellow ones, because if you just act like a spoiled kid, like a child of the two
thousands, like a baby, a juvenile, then you won’t be rewarded and I don’t mean tips because no one
tips like they used to when they hired real men to drive them places.
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That leads us to the point that nothing is like it used to be and if you become an Uber driver you
must be able to bring the traditions of cab drivers to a new level, one that makes you service the
customer like you are in a Yellow Cab of old and you hold true the values of men like that who,
above all, will drive with pride, be pride driven and steadfast but not drive fast, honest and
red blooded but not through red lights and have the sense to know you are an Uber, the one who
steers, guides and traverses through a street named desire.
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Thank you all and good night.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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