These blogs have a healing property to them. Once, I had a sore throat and I put my throat
against my computer screen and the throat got better.
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They are also good for ED.
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You made a personal appearance in my town once and I tried to toss a brick at your head but I
never had a good throwing arm so I missed. When are you coming back to my town?
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Never.
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Are you married? If you are not married I would like to marry you and cook for you and especially
wash you. I am great with a sponge. Do you like sponge baths? I would also like to start a garden
in your front lawn. Do you have a front lawn or a back lawn or both? Do you have a lot of money?
Please send me photos of yourself with a hatchet in your hand because that could close the deal.
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Oh, would that be the deal closer? Actually, you had me at the sponge bath.
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This is the last time I will ever write to you. I hate your blogs, your radio show, your books and
I don't like what you look like in a beret.
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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that I would be a millionaire.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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