Column Chronicles: More new screen stories in development revealed

More new screen stories in development revealed

Frank Cotolo
July 19, 2018

Our connections in Hollywood and the film industry have leaked more secret intentions to produce movies in the near to far future. We cannot guarantee that the descriptions of movies leaked in this article will ever become movies but we can be sure that they are under consideration at major and minor studios. All of them listed here have working titles.

IRONCLAD MATRON

A mother of septuplets must find a Nanny to care for her newborns in order to return to her full-time job as a welder.

HEAVY STEALING

A thief has to take hostages when he puts too many bills into a sack during a bank robbery, making it too heavy for him to carry and escape.

SOFT RAPTURE

God decides to send Jesus back to Earth, changing the scripture predicting an apocalypse and promising Jesus this trip will be far less painful.

POLITICANCER

Secretly battling cancer, a U.S. Presidential candidate clings to life on Election Day.

CRACKED TOES

Two crack addicts decide to inspire a young girl who dreams of being a ballet dancer.

NIGHT ON MAGIC STREET

When night falls in a big city, a homeless man turns into a (weathervane) (Siamese rooster) (traffic cop) (bar of organic soap) (Ben Stiller) (a Bengal Lancer)... more transformation ideas to come.

SHIP OF FUELS

The crew of an oil freighter decides to hijack the ship when the boss disrobes and makes violent attempts to fondle them during a mid-journey drunken stupor.

GIRLY GANGSTER

The son of an infamous gangster shirks a position in his father's business and becomes a female impersonator in a traveling show.

WOOL AND OPERAS

A docile sheepherder resorts to violence when he is trapped in an Opera House.

Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.