If you like sushi you can be sure that the raw fish you eat in the app-approved
restaurant have only been poisoned to the limit approved by FDA requirements. If you like omelets,
you can be sure that the eggs used to make them in the app-approved restaurant are not from hens
that have been nibbling on their own feces while producing eggs.
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GAUGE YOUR DEATH ODDS
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With this app you can check the percentages of possible death for any situation where you may find
yourself. If, for instance, you decide to run with the bulls in Spain, the app will provide you
with the odds for your survival. The odds are based on the information you provide concerning your
fears and general aptitude in the various activities you input. This app is extremely accurate,
according to tests that have predicted the demise of many people who have used it to calculate the
likelihood of death while skiing, boxing, walking on hot coals, marrying a criminal, learning to
juggle torches, walking the streets of Chicago and testing new medicines.
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SOUL-SELLING WORTH
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There are people who seek immortality by selling their soul to Satan. However, Satan doesn't just
purchase any mortal soul; that person must meet Satan's requirements in order to live forever and
suffer only on Earth (unless the Master of Fire calls for their presence in Hell). This app will
assist the soul-seller in discovering if he or she has what it takes for the deal. Not only does the
app display whether or not your soul qualifies, if you do pass the test the app will connect you
with Hell and guide you through the soul-selling process that could (no guarantees, after all, it's
dealing with Satan) keep you living - if you call not having a soul while on Earth living.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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