Draptin was developed for people with skin that burns quickly when exposed to medium temperatures
and exposure to the sun. Many volunteers came close to death assisting in the testing stages. The
drug works to freeze skin pigments so they will burn normally in proportion to the temperature.
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Side effects may include rapid eye blinking, itching of the palms, dulled hearing and the sensation
that your tongue is licking a palmetto.
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Do not take Draptin if you have a tendency to be nauseated on a Ferris Wheel, hate surf music or
refuse to double flush after emptying a bowl after defecation.
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Karevenis (rulamento amphetamine)
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Young people with soft bones can find themselves in strenuous positions that can cause bones to
reshape while bending. This medicine hardens all bones so they crack and break, not just bend.
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Side effects include sniffling, coughing, dry mouth, wrinkled lips, shaking, quivering, shivering,
hair loss, loosening of molars, moles on lower extremities, dizziness, fear of fruits coming to
life, urges to vomit on sailboats, the inability to play a five-string banjo if you already know
how to play a four-string banjo, shouting, losing a toothbrush, a craving for Canadian-based rock
star's songs, red eye, pink eye, purple eye and blood-vessel swelling when playing volleyball.
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Do not take Karevenis if your sister is married, your brother is the sheriff of a small town in
Arkansas, you are an only child, you enjoy eating burned white toast, you own rodent pets or if you
drive an automobile containing more than fifteen passengers that are especially good dancing the
Cha-Cha.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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