The number sixteen will play a prominent role in an American general election come 2020 and it will
be contested by both candidates, as well as the National Sphincter Association.
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The American circus will return as a major entertainment source. However, it will not include clowns.
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Five countries will outlaw postage stamps when it is discovered that licking them causes cancer,
especially if they are self-sticking stamps.
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The source of all life will be revealed when a meteor falls to Earth and it is discovered it has a
door that opens to a compartment where a note reads, in English: HERE IS THE SOURCE OF ALL LIFE.
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Many decades from now, egg-eating contests will be an Olympic sport.
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Tomorrow, maybe later, someone will knock on the door of a wise sage and prove he is an idiot.
Millions will shed tears.
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In the future, all drive-through food lanes will insist upon identification cards to prove the
person buying the food will be the person eating the food.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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