This place was huge and its owner, Cyrus Cellbarker, was cheap. He only hired trios because it was
inexpensive. To make the long, wide stage look occupied, Cyrus made each member of the trio stand
far away from one another and in between them he placed life-sized cardboard figures of musicians
to fill the empty spaces. I played bass there with Chase Cortez on keyboards and Chas Corduroy on
percussion and trumpet (he had an attachment that allowed him to play both at the same time, which
Cyrus loved because he had a trio and four instruments).
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RICK'S RHYTHM CAGE
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The story goes that a guy named Rick was really a gangster and he opened this club to have a place
where he could invite enemies and assassinate them. It worked for a while, until his enemies caught
on that the invitation to the joint meant the end of their lives. I played ukulele, broom guitar,
mouth harp and banjo with Studs Demarigan's five piece band called The Straight 8s.
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THE JUMPIN LAYOUT
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I loved this joint because all the food was free, even though it was morbid at best. Jimmy
Skitsofrenia's Scale Soldiers included me on guitar, Fes Walkover on bass, Skinny "Fats" Ebony on
trumpet, Cal Kickstand on trombone, Belly Button Barton on xylophone, Libby Livonia (the world's
only female tuba player at the time), Crack Bottom on drums and Timmy Trivia on clarinet. The place
burned down after three weeks due to a fire that got out of control.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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