Actually, what is normal is the fact that you will soon grow tired of trying to have relationships
with men, too, because normality demands conflict. In other words, you're screwed when it comes to
having relationships once you can't do it with two sexes.
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Dear Mr. R --
Is it a good thing if your wife-to-be has weekly bachelorette parties that include pole dancing,
assorted recreational drugs, female strippers and strange men who dress like law enforcement
officers?
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If you can participate, it sounds like a great thing.
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Dear Mr. R --
What's wrong with polygamy if you have two or three wives who get along perfectly?
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Probably just the jail time.
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Dear Mr. R --
Marriage seems out of step with modern society. I hear women are shying away from getting married,
especially to men, and care more to progress with a strong profession that can support them on
their own and perhaps make them rich and never marry. If this trend continues, will children become
obsolete?
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Modern science has made the role of a father in the act of having children nearly obsolete. But as
long as there are sperm banks and men who love to masturbate, there will always be children because
women are smart enough to find a way to have a lucrative professional life and children, whereas
men will always just love to masturbate.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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