It's not a matter of disrespect, is it? [SHOUTS OF NO, NO] Right, it's the dismissal of
personifying a being that controls mankind. No big whoop, right? [SHOUTS AND HAND WAVING]. Yet,
people hate atheists, especially those who believe in god, and it is unfair. [SHOUTS AGREEING]
|
  |
Some talented atheists will be speaking, as I said, and that includes Noblar Bestove, who is the
world's tallest atheist, measuring seven-foot-eleven. Being closest to where some people believe is
heaven, Mr. Bestove will talk about looking down on people with no beliefs.
|
  |
Tessie Wockensocket, the world's youngest atheist, just had her sixth birthday. [APPLAUSE] She will
talk to the audience about not saying prayers before going to bed and still getting up the next
morning feeling great.
|
  |
Also on the docket is Ricky McDicky, who was a pastor but turned in his white collar and joined the
society shortly after. Ricky's story is a strange one because it includes a recorded argument with
god about his existence and I guess you know who won that argument. [LAUGHS AND APPLAUSE].
|
  |
There will also be a beautiful buffet and great desserts, except no angel-food cake, of course.
[LAUGHS].
|
  |
Oh, and one more thing. Our president, Cedric Plimp, will be announcing the dates of the first
Atheist Holidays, created by popular demand from our members. So let's get started with our first
speaker... [APPLAUSE]
|
  |
Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
|