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Francodamus continues to forecast the future
Frank Cotolo
September 19, 2019
As I wrote before and again before that, there are times when a strange and glorious feeling goes through me and suddenly I spurt predictions in a hypnotic state of super-semi-consciousness. These are predictions of things to come. Someone documents them and thus, I present recent predictions from the extra-perceptive being called Francodamus...
Over the course of someone's lifetime, a particular person will rise from obscurity to become more famous than anyone else in human history.
Money will change form and we will not have to use it the same way, either.
Steel will no longer be needed for building skyscrapers. Nor will the sky.
Women will change names in the future but not because of matrimony. It will be due to a sudden splash of unpopularity for names that begin with letters of the alphabet.
Birthdays shall become worthless celebrations in the far future, when people stop counting the years they have been on earth. This will finally end all royalties for the song, Happy Birthday.
The United States Supreme Court will one day be filled with Rastafarians.
Russian citizens will, at some future point in time, be unable to understand the concept of playing tennis. This will lead to the demise of many types of well-known sports including the use of balls.
When oil is found on Earth's Moon, the price of gasoline on Earth will not reduce; it will rise. This is because there will be no more oil found on Earth.
Before the end of time, which no one can predict exactly, a rocket ship from another galaxy will land in the USA, dropping off beings that resemble every man who signed the Declaration of Independence.
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