This happens every night and it is the way I have slept and not slept since
my father left my mother when I was six, while I was sleeping. What happened?
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A: Your father left my mother when I was six, while you were sleeping. Get over it.
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Q: I love my wife of thirty years dearly but I can not for the life of me understand why my
wife of thirty years is only twenty-two years old. Is this normal?
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A: If you married her when she was negative eight-years-old, it would be normal.
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Q: I like hats so much that I have a different one for every day of the year.
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A: That is just sick.
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Q: I woke up one day able to predict the names of hurricanes.
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A: Some people wake up and brush their teeth, others wake up and go into the shower, still
others awake and yawn. See the difference? Think about it.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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