Pakistan will go to war with Iran and then the two will join forces to go to war with Iraq and
after five years of conflict they will all get too tired to fight and give up.
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Italy will build a rocket claiming to have the power to fly to Mars. However, Mars will be renamed
Centauri and shortly after its laungh, the Italian rocket will be lost in space.
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Actor Christopher Walken will be elected governor of North Dakota.
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Immigration laws in Great Britain will become so strict that even natural citizens will be
denied entry.
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Canada's majority party will become its minority party and a new political party will emerge to
become the mid-majority-minority party until too many people join it and it becomes the majority
party, making the former majority party the minority party and causing the minority party to disband.
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There will be only two full moon evenings during the year, causing the Farmer's Almanac to end
publishing forever.
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A little girl aged seven, from a country yet to be established, will record an I.Q. of 6,234,
forcing intelligence-quotient scorers to bow in servitude and devote their lives to her existence.
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Happy New Year!
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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