A: Dare your wife to show proof to guide your innocent plea. Ask her if she has photos of you out
to dinner with a mannequin, or if she has shards of plastic she found on your underwear that
indicate you are having sex with a mannequin, or if she knows which store in the area where you
live still employs mannequins, or if she can name two mannequin families that recently moved into
the area. If she can produce any of that evidence, it is time you saw a shrink.
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Q: I'm angry when I see a policeman wasting time directing traffic. I rant and rave about how
the cop should be working to find criminals. Otherwise, I'm not an angry person. What's wrong?
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A: Criminals drive cars. Perhaps the cops you see directing traffic are actually undercover as
traffic cops while they are searching for criminals that drive. Think about it. Your anger may be
misplaced.
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Q: I have not slept in a month and I do not know why but it is affecting my favorite pastime,
long distance running. What should I do?
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A: Try sprints.
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Q: My husband doesn't love me any more but doesn't love me any less, so I am confused about how
much he loves me. Can I measure such a thing?
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A: There is no equation for love. Affections are not mathematical. You, my good lady, are suffering
from dissatisfaction. For anyone to love you at all represents the miracle of love itself.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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