Column Chronicles: My latest remarkable film ideas

My latest remarkable film ideas

Frank Cotolo
January 16, 2020

Having an active personal history in the world of filmmaking, I have written volumes of pages to pitch ideas for movies. Here are some of my latest film ideas which I hope you do not try to steal.

A young saleslady at a big department store is convinced she has royal blood and is willing to prove it by working in the appliance department.

A young widow decided to marry again, only this time to a mentally challenged Oriental who plays piano with his toes.

Rebellious trained seals plot to take over San Diego's Seaworld.

A large silver orb lands in a country field where farmers spend days trying to bury it because it does not belong in a country field.

An epidemic breaks out when a man working at a restaurant mistakes a virus for meat tenderizer.

After a worldwide atomic war, every person on Earth dies, leaving no characters to speak the dialog in the script of this movie.

A new version of the Tarzan legend claims a baby was raised by telepathic aliens disguised as apes.

Fifteen years after the assassination of President McKinley, a man looking exactly like President McKinley, claims he was not assassinated at all but committed suicide in order to collect government-assured insurance money.

Scientists fall in love with one another while studying the effects of human behavior and Daylight Savings Time.

A young woman with aspirations to be a chemical engineer is sidelined by her lack of interest in the subject.

Trouble ensues when a hotshot lawyer takes a case he is sure he cannot win without murdering his client with a poison dart.

Siamese twins sue their parents for being cut out of their Wills.

A sequel to the Tarzan pitch above ties aliens to direct bloodlines involving Edgar Rice Burroughs, the man who wrote the original Tarzan books.

Destiny is said to be the cause of a tightrope walker's last attempt at walking across Niagara Falls in a barrel, but police suspect murder.

Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.