US: Do you have a girlfriend?
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EMILE: I have two. One of them is ugly.
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US: Really?
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EMILE: No. That was one of my more popular humorless jokes.
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US: You're making a lot of money on this new tour. What will you do with it all?
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EMILE: I'll give some of it to worthless children and the rest I'll put in a bank account under
someone else's name.
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US: That sounds stupid.
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EMILE: That was my second most popular humorless jokes. People love not laughing at it. They say it
makes them calm. But, to answer a question you did not ask yet, yes.
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US: What didn't I ask yet?
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EMILE: Am I going to take this tour to Europe?
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US: Right. Are you?
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EMILE: I can't because someone showed a short video of a show on this tour and there was laughter
from French people. So, knowing we'd bomb, we are going to stick to audiences that don't find me
amusing at all.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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