"I don't know what I did with her," he said. "I asked her to get the mail from the mailbox and
that was the last time I saw her."
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Robert was a brilliant man. He worked for the government, though which government was a mystery.
Whatever he did, he left his home for the office each weekday at nine and returned each weeknight
at eight, sometimes earlier, but always with a bundle of bowties.
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Robert had the world's largest collection of bowties, not the snap-on types, either. Robert had
real bowties, some dating to the 1800s. He wanted to open a bow tie museum but no one would invest
in such a place. In fact, one millionaire punched Robert in the neck just for asking.
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We were close, though, and we became so close that he insisted I be in the operating room during
his bypass surgery. Heart disease ran in his family and unfortunately it became so unhealthy for
him that he could never keep a pet dog alive for longer than a month.
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I am sorry if you did not know Robert Tension as I knew him and today I tell you that you should
be sorry, too, because once we bury him there is no way you can get to know him ever.
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Thank you.
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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