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Frank Cotolo
April 9, 2020 |
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One of my many sideline jobs is public speaking. Recently, I was hired to give a speech to the
National Soup Association (NSA), which met in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. I never knew there was an
association dedicated to soup but I was plenty prepared to inspire its members. Here is the text
of the speech.
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Good evening. I am very proud to be addressing all of the soup lovers of the world because other
than the worldwide institution of motherhood, soup is the most comforting companion.
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Over the past two decades, we all know that the element of soup has been a discriminated element
of lunches and dinners everywhere. And why? Certainly, soup can be considered a meal on its own,
especially at all-you-can-eat restaurants. If it is juicy, hearty, hot and fresh, soup is a meal.
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That is the slogan I propose to the NSA to promote soup around the world as a main dish. Let me
say it again and then let's all shout it in unison. Ready? If it is juicy, hearty, hot and fresh,
soup is a meal.
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[CROWD RESPONDS]
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Remember that and pass it on to your neighbors, friends, families and pets.
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