Column Chronicles: Movie sequels you will never see

Movie sequels you will never see

Frank Cotolo
April 30, 2020

My sources in Hollywood have told me that there are a bunch of movie sequels that have been already made but will never be released. Here is that list of those sequels, an exclusive list that will probably sever the connection with my Hollywood sources forever. That is how much I adore you readers.

ROMA II, Neighborhood Watch

The acclaimed award-winning movie ROMA continued to follow the first film's destitute family in this sequel. The tale continues as residents in the poor neighborhood put together a citizens police group that swears to stop poverty.

MOONLIGHT II, The Morning After

When the entire cast of the first film drowns in a tsunami, a new family begins its history in the same area, only to find similar problems.

BIRDMAN II, Deadly Droppings

Flying again in superhero mode, Birdman attempts to save Broadway Theaters from aliens disguised as critics bent on closing every show that opens on the same night.

LA LA LA LA LAND

A busload of wannabe song-and-dance kids arrive in Hollywood with dreams of stardom that are bound to be smashed and ruined until one kid gets a smart idea. Filled with the spirit and music of LA LA LAND.

THE SHAPE OF WATER IN THE BLACK LAGOON

The amphibious couple from the end of this story's original film go to the Amazon’s Black Lagoon to meet his parents.

BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IN BLUE

Long-dead Freddie Mercury from Queen searches in his fiery afterlife for George Gershwin, hoping to learn something substantial about music.

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