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Frank Cotolo
May 21, 2020 |
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They call me Mr. Matchmaker because I can find a mate for anyone. Just write to me and I will
guide you to happiness. Here are some exchanges with successful matches.
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Q: What kind of a girl would like a guy like me, a guy who loves campfires, mosquito hunts, three
breakfasts a day and
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A: I have the perfect girl. Her name is Lucy and she loves men who woo her in the dark with a
fire nearby. Also, on her profile she makes note that her favorite insect is a mosquito.
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Q: I am so tall that men are afraid of me. Do you know anyone that is not scared of a girl
as tall as a ladder?
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A: Yes. His name is Trindle. His profile indicates that he has no luck in romance with any girl
shorter than him. I warn you, though, he always wears a tool belt.
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Q: It is very difficult to maintain an interracial love affair but that is what I want. I am a
Caucasian man who is often mistaken to be an Albino. What can you do for me?
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A: I can make you very happy by introducing you to Blanco, a lady from Nigeria who makes puppets
out of bamboo. She is looking to have any relationship with someone who could pay the bills
because bamboo puppets do not sell well in Peabody, Massachusetts.
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