Ariana Grande is the only singer with a Starbucks size named after someone.
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How about strip clubs where girls dance while a customer is online? She could do a laptop dance.
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Producers should see to it that the next person to play James Bond is politically correct.
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Can you name thirteen women porn stars? How about two?
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Speaking of porn, does it stream on a hard disc?
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Theatre groups do Shakespeare in the park but if there is a blackout in the city they will be
doing Shakespeare in the dark.
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I miss all of the actors who passed away so far this year and all of the actors who passed me by
this year.
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As a kid, I could always spell Mississippi but never pronounce it.
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Have you noticed there is suddenly a shortage of gyms?
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Say what you will about Lady Gaga but keep it to yourself.
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Do people still weigh themselves in the morning?
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Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You
can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.
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