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My fresh and new remarkable film ideas
 
 
Frank Cotolo
July 9, 2020
 
Having an active personal history in the world of filmmaking, I have written volumes of pages to pitch ideas for movies. Here are some of my fresh and new film ideas, which I hope you do not try to steal.
 
When winter arrives to a small village in a fairyland world, a princess displays her magic vagina.
 
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse mistake the exact End of Times and arrive early, only to be accosted by an angry population on Earth that demands the four split up to pursue solo careers.
 
After he joins the Foreign Legion to forget about a love gone wrong, a British haberdasher becomes a sharpshooter and plans to defect.
 
One man in a small town begins to question human actions when he notices more and more townspeople are learning to dance the Rumba.
 
Politics come into play when an NFL team quarterback threatens to kill anyone attempting to tackle him during the Super Bowl.
 
A recent widow discovers a closet in her house that is a portal to another dimension, where she travels to find that her deceased husband has been voted Corpse of the Year for the sixth time.
 
A swarm of killer bees emerges from a crate meant to ship boxes of Kellogg’s Rice Krispies overseas.
 
After developing a skin lotion that doubles as a butter substitute, a young scientist is accused of abusing zebras.
 
A search party looks for a lost hiker who is believed to be a descendant of the author who created question marks.
 
During a six day bicycle race in the late 1930s, a contestant peddles his bike.
 
The man who sells a kite to Benjamin Franklin is accused of import fraud and seeks Franklin's help after the same kite helps Franklin discover electricity.
 
President Abraham Lincoln battles his cabinet over the opening of his Gettysburg Address, which his cabinet members say does not equal the number needed to signify the start of the country.
 
Love is the issue when two people elope and go on a honeymoon that turns sour when the newlyweds realize there is no possible way they like one another.
 
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